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Shared PLAYING GOLF.
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Daughter asked what vampires would snack on instead of chips -- scabs? #thinkaboutit #gag #TrueBlood #Twilight #geniuskid
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@BuckDaddy my husband actually had someone complain to a manager because he didn't help her in a K-Mart (um, not working there)
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Just cancelled my old addr.com account. Got disconnected via online chat, talked over by phone support, and 3rd guy couldn't understand me.
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SO glad I made the switch to DreamHost. My old host, addr.com, uses non-native-English-speaking technical support. A NIGHTMARE.
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@LanitaMoss loved this post! I have a strong-willing daughter too. Your patience & humor will surely save ya.
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RT @debihope I wonder if the first one-celled organism, crawling from the primordial soup, thought to itself, "Fuck this shit. It's Monday."
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@CrunchyCarpets oh, sympathies on the shrieking child. My first was like that. What a misery! Hope it stops soon.
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RT @Alltop_oddities Taga: The pushchair (stroller) which thinks it's a bike http://bit.ly/dooAj2 Oddities.alltop.com
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OK, finally going to bed. Did a fair amount of work this weekend on blog, job, and my laundry pile. ;o)
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@wplifestream Well, I didn't mean to type "maybe be." sheesh -- fumble fingers!
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@wplifestream fyi, The Facebook "notifications" page has changed; I'm having trouble following your plugin's instructions. Maybe be just me!
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@jess_benton lol, smart little businesswoman
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@Ish lol, now following @rudepundit
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@glenchen "Rough Writers" is a GREAT group name!
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@jackassletters revenge of the other gods: they make Kali go facepalm. #cornyresponse ;o)
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Win what with WOTD?
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@fancyfembot ooooooh.... Thx!
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Shared Breast Feeding, Done RIGHT.
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@fancyfembot I don't get the #trueblood joke. Divulge! ;o)
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Shared Best Guiness World Record.
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Shared The shocking truth about ducks!.
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Shared A stove for the 21st century.
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GREAT Chicago club sandwich at Jason's Deli. Like a ghost town here since credit card thefts. (They only take cash now.) (@ Jason's Deli)
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Someone in Zaire tried to use our debit card twice for $hundreds. Traced back to Jason's Deli on Ridgeway, Memphis. (Didn't work.)
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@undomesticdiva vet had me give my Sheltie Pepto to stop heaves once (after giving him something to induce them - he ate some meds).
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*grin* If I didn't joke about it, I'd never do awkward but good-for-you things like mammos. #gno #morebirthdays
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Amen. Here are tips (no pun intended) for less painful mammos: http://bit.ly/ddA9TZ #gno morebirthdays
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@like2fly Hoodie strikes again! #worstwasteofpigever -- but potatoes were good
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@southofbeale I don't know why that sounds so naughty. #theysaidbrisket
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Regretting that "Solutions" is part of work department's name. Also, that "Slutions" is so easy to type. #glad-I-edit
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Never let Mom cook the ham steak. Especially when "cleaning cycle" (lock and burn) is close to "broil" on oven. #hampuck
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@BlondeByDesign belated good morning ( what the heck, good night too) back to you. ;o)
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Will the convention of the incredibly loud fuckers near my cubicle please come to order? #justsayin #glaring #havewaterpistol
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RT @woley "You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life" - Winston Churchill
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@QueenofSpain very happy that you got some good news from doc re cancer. Now to tame the inflammation. #wellwishes
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@PPD3066 it was a good game. Lost but valiantly fought. Was good to get back inside to the a/c, though!
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Dear Gods of cloud cover, please stay for the rest of this soccer game. #just90degreesmyass
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RT @TweetSmarter Alert: Don't use foursquare until they fix this security hole: http://j.mp/cuY6LV <--they send Twitter pword!
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Well [CURSING]. Fields are not marked at this sorry soccer park. Am parked by wrong one and nearby parking is filled up now. #damnit
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Waiting for soccer game - in car with a/c, being antisocial. On social media. Just 85 degrees. #totalheatWIMP (@ Progress Road Park)
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I quit going to church when the most tolerant, modern one I've ever found had speakers talk about how they "stopped being gay."
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Gassing up before the game. We park on the edge of the soccer field. I may stay in the car with the a/c. #heatwimp (@ Kroger)
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