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Daughter asked what vampires would snack on instead of chips -- scabs? #thinkaboutit #gag #TrueBlood #Twilight #geniuskid
@BuckDaddy my husband actually had someone complain to a manager because he didn't help her in a K-Mart (um, not working there)
Just cancelled my old addr.com account. Got disconnected via online chat, talked over by phone support, and 3rd guy couldn't understand me.
SO glad I made the switch to DreamHost. My old host, addr.com, uses non-native-English-speaking technical support. A NIGHTMARE.
@LanitaMoss loved this post! I have a strong-willing daughter too. Your patience & humor will surely save ya.
RT @debihope I wonder if the first one-celled organism, crawling from the primordial soup, thought to itself, "Fuck this shit. It's Monday."
@CrunchyCarpets oh, sympathies on the shrieking child. My first was like that. What a misery! Hope it stops soon.
RT @Alltop_oddities Taga: The pushchair (stroller) which thinks it's a bike http://bit.ly/dooAj2 Oddities.alltop.com
OK, finally going to bed. Did a fair amount of work this weekend on blog, job, and my laundry pile. ;o)
@wplifestream Well, I didn't mean to type "maybe be." sheesh -- fumble fingers!
@wplifestream fyi, The Facebook "notifications" page has changed; I'm having trouble following your plugin's instructions. Maybe be just me!
@jess_benton lol, smart little businesswoman
@Ish lol, now following @rudepundit
@glenchen "Rough Writers" is a GREAT group name!
@jackassletters revenge of the other gods: they make Kali go facepalm. #cornyresponse ;o)
Win what with WOTD?
@PPD3066 thx for the #ff recommendation!
@fancyfembot ooooooh.... Thx!
@fancyfembot I don't get the #trueblood joke. Divulge! ;o)
GREAT Chicago club sandwich at Jason's Deli. Like a ghost town here since credit card thefts. (They only take cash now.) (@ Jason's Deli)
Someone in Zaire tried to use our debit card twice for $hundreds. Traced back to Jason's Deli on Ridgeway, Memphis. (Didn't work.)
@undomesticdiva vet had me give my Sheltie Pepto to stop heaves once (after giving him something to induce them - he ate some meds).
*grin* If I didn't joke about it, I'd never do awkward but good-for-you things like mammos. #gno #morebirthdays
Amen. Here are tips (no pun intended) for less painful mammos: http://bit.ly/ddA9TZ #gno morebirthdays
@like2fly Hoodie strikes again! #worstwasteofpigever -- but potatoes were good
@jylmomIF nah, mammos are easy. Just think pink pancakes and you'll be fine. #noreally
@southofbeale I don't know why that sounds so naughty. #theysaidbrisket
Regretting that "Solutions" is part of work department's name. Also, that "Slutions" is so easy to type. #glad-I-edit
Never let Mom cook the ham steak. Especially when "cleaning cycle" (lock and burn) is close to "broil" on oven. #hampuck
@BlondeByDesign belated good morning ( what the heck, good night too) back to you. ;o)
Will the convention of the incredibly loud fuckers near my cubicle please come to order? #justsayin #glaring #havewaterpistol
RT @woley "You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life" - Winston Churchill
@QueenofSpain very happy that you got some good news from doc re cancer. Now to tame the inflammation. #wellwishes
@PPD3066 it was a good game. Lost but valiantly fought. Was good to get back inside to the a/c, though!
Dear Gods of cloud cover, please stay for the rest of this soccer game. #just90degreesmyass
RT @TweetSmarter Alert: Don't use foursquare until they fix this security hole: http://j.mp/cuY6LV <--they send Twitter pword!
Well [CURSING]. Fields are not marked at this sorry soccer park. Am parked by wrong one and nearby parking is filled up now. #damnit
Waiting for soccer game - in car with a/c, being antisocial. On social media. Just 85 degrees. #totalheatWIMP (@ Progress Road Park)
I quit going to church when the most tolerant, modern one I've ever found had speakers talk about how they "stopped being gay."
Gassing up before the game. We park on the edge of the soccer field. I may stay in the car with the a/c. #heatwimp (@ Kroger)

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