Photo credit: Q Branch

I was thinking about all the interesting secrets people don’t readily share, so I made up a meme for fun. Please give it a whirl!

1 weird thing you must do

• Pull the cereal bag out of the box to pour it

2 things you’ve stolen

• A wee little ceramic doggy with a wistful face and a wee little fire hydrant to go with him

3 guilty pleasures

• Chocolate-covered cherries *mmm*
• Pedicures
• Rap songs

4 secret kind acts you’ve done

• Donated to a women’s shelter
• Let my older daughter have our dog’s ashes, even though I wanted to bury him in the garden
• Admired a friend’s horrendous new hair color
• Signed up for the National Marrow Donor Program

5 things you wish you’d said

• What the hell is the matter with you? (to an ex)
• Please forgive me for not attending your wedding; I was too broke (to a college friend)
• Tell me your life story (to my Papaw)
• Don’t get the abortion (to an old friend)
• Kiss me, good-lookin’ (to my husband, who I knew as a friend in college)

6 worst habits

• Postponing exercise
• Adding salt to food
• Not keeping track of my ATM adventures
• Overlooking the gas gauge
• Missing the laundry hamper
• Falling asleep on the sofa

7 colors or 7 styles of underwear you own

• Peach
• Lime green
• Bright blue
• White
• Beige
• Black
• Burgundy paisley

8 tattoos you’d get (or places on the body you’d get them) if you dared

• Celtic knot
• Clever literary quote in a calligraphic font
• Teeny-tiny fairy
• Ball of yarn and knitting needles
• Tramp stamp
• Butterfly
• Heart
• An airy “ankle bracelet” design

9 places your car keys hide

• Sofa cushions
• My purse
• Behind the night stand
• On the kitchen counter
• On the dining table
• On the kitchen table
• In the door to the house
• In my pocket, in the laundry hamper
• In the washing machine or dryer (or on top)

10 places you’ve gotten romantic *wink*

• Ski boat
• Stairwell
• Natchez Trace rest stop
• On someone’s sofa
• Bedroom of childhood home
• Car (parked)
• Car (in motion)
• Swimming pool
• Hotel
• Home (mmm,  home sweet home)

Your Turn

‘Fess up! :o)