Posts from — June 2008

• @cechastain Hey there, I searched for you on FB but there was no results for “cechastain” — different user name? #
• @summerm I meant to tell you DAYS ago — I got my bee-yoo-tiful bracelet and earrings. Thanks so much! #
• Thanks for commenting on my post about the dying man. I still remember the sound of his skull cracking on the floor. Was about 15-16 yrs ago #
• @ M_Barger D’OH! That last comment was supposed to go to you. #

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I think I watched you die. Your face was purple and you clutched your chest and fell backward, straight from your heels, like a tree chopped down. Your head cracked when it hit the floor, and blood gushed. We all froze, aghast. The ambulance came in minutes.

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• Best parental groaner of the night, to my grounded 17yo: “That’s why it’s called punishment, not FUNishment!” #
• @WendyM My 17yo rolled her eyes at me so hard I thought they were going to pop out. ;o/ But it *was* a good one! #
• Gotta tuck in early tonight, tweets — sweet dreams! #
• I’m at a meeting where useful info is being presented, but the room is warm. I’m afraid to hold a pen; if I nod forward I may impale myself. #

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