Posts from — April 2008

Heard this joke the other day but couldn’t pass it along to my Internet peeps until I could find an appropriate sound track to go along with it. It’s sort of an auditory joke. Here goes.

What are the two sexiest animals on the farm?

Brown chicken, brown cow.

No laughing? Clearly, you did not have the misspent youth that I did. Did any of you ever listen (as opposed to just watch) a porn movie, particularly back in the late ’70s or ’80s? Remember that cheesy soundtrack, “Bow-chicka-BOW-bow?” (That link’s not the most perfect example; I remember more of an emphasis on the second “bow.”)

Okay, now try saying, “Brown chicken, brown cow” to that tune: Brown chikka, BROWN cow.

Funnier!

Technorati Tags: bow-chikka-bow-bow, porn music, corny jokes

[Note: This is cross-posted on my fiction-writing blog, Drops of Blood.]

Tomorrow is Read and Comment Day, as proclaimed by social media guru Chris Brogan. Go forth and drop a comment on some of the blogs you adore.

I’m as guilty as the rest of ya — I’m subscribed to more than 200 blogs and read them all regularly, but I only comment when something really tickles my fancy. Tomorrow, I’m going to work at getting my fancy tickled. (Gee, that sounds filthy.) And I’m going to try to make the comments more than just a litany of “Cool! Me too! LOL!” if possible … although even that is usually welcomed because it’s nice just to know that you’re not blogging in a void.

ANYWAY. As Chris suggests for your blog drive-bys, “Contribute to their conversations. Find some good stuff and add to it.” Then we’re to pop back to his post on this topic and report our good deeds. :o)

Technorati Tags: Read and Comment Day, blog comments

• @toddw Just logged back in & saw your response about bounced email. Take the K off that tech’s ‘geek’ badge; he just gets a “gee.” #
• @lalunablanca Oh noes! *smacking forehead against drywall* My 10yo has her second of three weekend soccer games at noon Saturday. Next time? #
• @lalunablanca Thanks. I was looking forward to meeting y’all, but I do love to see my lil darling goalie on the field, too. Go, Blitz! #
• @willradik I’m radiating jealousy. And thirst. #
• @eMom your site worked for me. (I tried dm but it failed.) #
• @misszoot Did you do the painting or get painted? #
• Heading to bed … nighty-night, all. #

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