Good Ol’ Unwholesome Barnyard Humor

Heard this joke the other day but couldn’t pass it along to my Internet peeps until I could find an appropriate sound track to go along with it. It’s sort of an auditory joke. Here goes.

What are the two sexiest animals on the farm?

Brown chicken, brown cow.

No laughing? Clearly, you did not have the misspent youth that I did. Did any of you ever listen (as opposed to just watch) a porn movie, particularly back in the late ’70s or ’80s? Remember that cheesy soundtrack, “Bow-chicka-BOW-bow?” (That link’s not the most perfect example; I remember more of an emphasis on the second “bow.”)

Okay, now try saying, “Brown chicken, brown cow” to that tune: Brown chikka, BROWN cow.

Funnier!

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