Open Letter to a Christian Driver

To the chronological, but not emotional, adult driving the green SUV with the piscine symbol and bumper sticker for KLOVE radio who laid on the horn and shot me the bird when I didn’t blast through the intersection as fast as you would like this morning,

Thanks for the irony. You really represent.

Sincerely,
Carolyn

P.S., in the interest of sharing your Christian charity, I offered you my own bird in return. I’m sorry I found the light that you let shine before men so very persuasive; I forgot my own manners!

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